February 2011
221 posts
K. Yknow?
Tom was talking at lunch about how we should just start bombing people because of over population
And then said being gay isn’t right because man+woman=baby.
LOL….what?
Like 1) that was his only argument
And 2) he was literally talking about bombing and gassing africa and getting rid of polacks.
Uhm. What? Like LOL @ religion because he said its not a sham and that religions...
I need more friends.
I need new friends.
I need better friends.
I need friends.
January 2011
156 posts
“LIKE A WAITRESS!!”
– Me, saying it to my sister in regards to how to open a door with two food items in her hands. Thank you liz lemon & jack donaghy. Lotsolaughs tonight, extremely hyper from lack of sleep >:)
An Horse playlist
anhorse:
Just a little playlist for y’all…
wheresmymacandcheese:
devilsavocado- replied to your photo: A little bit of the SAG Awards seating chart….
Why does Glee get three tables?
BECAUSE THEY NEED AT LEAST TWO TABLES FOR LEA MICHELE’S FUCKING EGO.
why didn’t i just reblog this? much easier. should have waited. i can use 2.
lezbhonest:
That awkward moment when you’re on the toilet at a party and continue to giggle at yourself…shit I forget the rest. Oh! And to blog it.
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Debate Over Whether To Re-Heat My Egg Rolls:...
Me: yum, cold egg rolls the morning after.
Me: cold egg rolls better than warm egg rolls the night before?
Me: YOU DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIKE MY EGG ROLLS, JACK!
totally just had a black swan moment.
like you know those pictures where you can see two things? Rabbit v Duck. Woman v Hag. Yes?
That was me looking in a mirror. No joke.
Just in forming.
waitingforthewaves:
An Horse- Trains and...
i seriously can’t stand living here anymore
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UGH.
How can you think that only mainstream things are good???
“You know what I don’t like about Lost?” “……..WHAT don’t you like about Lost?” “Michael’s story.” “Oh, hahah. Yeah, me either. I hate him and Walt. Annoying.”
“You know what I don’t like about Lost? LOST.”
And then he comes at me and says that...
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jepromets:
lol its taken me 6 minutes to pull out my binder. im so productive :]
#life
haven’t started my paper.
got my paper outline 2 hours ago.
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WatchGia Margaret - Seventy Springs
Oh Gia, how I miss seeing your face in December.
Thx Leh-Dizzle
Karli: Well maybe you don't have 3G!!!
Me: Well maybe I have 4G!!
Mrs Lehman: .....ohmygod...I thought she said "Well I'll just have an orgy!!!!!"
facethedawn-:
My History of Photography Professor: "Straight...
forbiddenfruitz:
Me:
This made me Andrew-McMahon-Laugh.
Just saying. I have a wide range of laugher and smiles.
“hey steph, i have good news for you. …………in 2050...”
– father. coming out of his room into mine. to tell me that one thing.
STAGES OF A RELATIONSHIP.
forbiddenfruitz:
humaninterrupteded:
THEY CALL YOU CUTE:
THEY ASK YOU OUT:
IT’S GOING A LITTLE SHIT BUT STILL FINE FOR YOU:
HUGE FIGHT:
THEY LEAVE:
SEE THEM WITH ANOTHER PERSON:
Fucking love hard candy.
only reblogged this because Hard Candy is seriously the most aesthetically pleasing movie I’ve ever seen in my entire goddamn life and MY FINAL TOP FIVE MOVIE I JUST...
o k
even everyone on tumblr is annoying me.
