It’s really weird to be me. And really weird that no one will know how weird it really is to be me. I wonder how weird it is to be you.
My heart parts hurt
victoria beckham wanted to go into a store to buy david a watch, but didn’t want the paparazzi there taking pictures and ruining the surprise for him. so she bought a sex doll, dressed it like her, and got someone to drive it around town to distract the photographers. and the paparazzi fell for it. i love victoria beckham. is this true?
I call this program "Jackson Pollock"
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I barely know how to survive when it’s not baseball season
I Was Nineteen (Poem 2) (I never said these were...
Nineteen years in On the brink of death Perceived. Pulse flatlining. Lungs blackening. Tumors growing. The day I stop wanting to die— The day I die.
She wants the D(estruction of patriarchy)
It’s not even KIND OF EMBARRASSING It is DEFINITELY, without a doubt, EMBARRASSING how excited I am about tomorrow